Thursday, 18 February 2010

Music: Florence Welch


Winner of best British album (The Brit Awards 2010)

In order to cash in on their Brit Award winning album, 'Lungs' Florence And The Machine are to bring forward the release of their eagerly awaited new album, which execs hope to have hitting the streets by next Monday.

Inside sources tell us that the album, 'Kidneys' is a Club/R&B/Hip-Hop/Trip-Hop/House/Garage/Jazz/Gospel/Grunge/Pop/Rock/Indie/World/Fusion/Crossover with 16 tracks and that it will include a free ginger wig with the Limited Collector's Edition.

Those lucky enough to have previewed the 'Kidneys' album say that ginger-nut Florence Welsh is in inspired form, and that the title track, 'Kidneys' is a surefire chart topper, with such devastating lines as:

"You make my kidneys vibrate
Must have been something I ate
Let's have a kebab mate"


Other tracks include a cover version of the Liverpool Football Team's club classic 'Anfield Rap' and a hastily penned tribute to the late fashion-designer and suicidee Alexander McQueen entitled 'Look what You Went And Did In My Wardrobe'

Sources also tell us that there are two instrumental tracks on the album, 'Theme From The Bill' and 'Coronation Street The Remix.'

Our own personal favourite is the poignant love ballad i love you So ******* Much I Think I'm Gonna Puke My Guts Up'

'Kidneys' should be available from Monday. All being well.



Wednesday, 17 February 2010

New Laws Against Smacking Children










Parents in England and Wales who smack children so hard it leaves a mark will face up to five years in jail under new laws in force from Saturday.

Mild smacking is allowed under a "reasonable chastisement" defence against common assault.

But any punishment which causes visible bruising, grazes, scratches, minor swellings or cuts can face action.

The law is flawed and there should be a total ban on smacking, according to child protection charity the NSPCC.

It said the new law will only confuse parents and leave children still at risk of abuse.


NSPCC boss Mary Marsh said: "There is a risk parents may choose to hit children on parts of their body where injury is less visible, such as the head, which can cause serious harm.

"Defining acceptable ways to hit children should become a thing of the past.

"It should be just as wrong to hit a child as it is to hit an adult."

The measures were passed in the Children Act last November, when the government suffered a rebellion by 47 Labour MPs who wanted a total ban on smacking.

A similar law is already in operation in Scotland.

A spokeswoman for the Department for Education and Skills said the new laws were a "common sense" decision to balance child protection with parents' autonomy.

She added: "Abuse is abuse and should be prosecuted. We are not going to tolerate criminal violence against children."

Supporters of smacking say it is an essential part of parents being able to discipline their children.

The head teacher of the Christian Fellowship School in Liverpool, Phil Williamson, said the new rules would be impossible to police.

"The law doesn't say how big the mark has to be, how long the mark has to last for.

"It also ignores totally black children who don't mark and don't go red. It's just a ridiculous law," he said.


My Verdict




Hitting people should never be alright, whether it's a child or an adult. Hitting, whether it's disguised with the term spanking or not, is always violence. Violence is never the answer. That's my opinion.

Spanking, by its very definition, is violence. It's simply a milder form and a sometimes "controlled" form of violence, but it is still violence. I won't debate the ethics of it, but it's my belief that all violence is wrong. Most people wouldn't justify hitting an adult. A child should have the protection that an adult would have to live a life free of worry or the reality of being hit.

There are much more effective (and non-violent) ways to discipline a child.

People who falsely believe that need to read more parenting and child care books. They need to use their brains and not their hands as weapons. It's as insane as saying that we should regularly hit adults who don't do as they're told.

Just because something is legal does not make it right. Unfortunately, the law allows controlled violence to those under the age of 18. I think that it won't someday. As people and society has changed through the years, old commonplace injustices have been thrown out. I think this one will be, too.


“If we think of children as made in God’s image, I can’t think their being hit is part of God’s plan. We need to think and act respectfully towards children, for a gentler world now and in the future.” Rosemary Johnston Former Children’s Advocate, The United Reformed Church, 2006


"We call upon our governments to adopt legislation to prohibit all forms of violence against children, including corporal punishment, and to ensure the full rights of children, consistent with the Convention on the rights of the Child and other international and regional agreements".

Extract from 'A Religious Commitment to Confront Violence Endorsed at the 8th World Assembly of Religions for Peace Ktoto, Japan 2006.

Thursday, 28 January 2010

'Kick-Ass' Star Aaron Johnson Says Sequel 'Would Be Great,' Confesses To Being Comics Newbie



Over the last few months, we've heard from "Kick-Ass" cast mates Chloe Moretz, Nicolas Cage, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Clark Duke and Mark Strong, but one person who we've heard very little from is Kick-Ass himself, Aaron Johnson.

In the film, Johnson plays high-schooler Dave Lizewski, a teenage comics fan who decides to try his hand at being a costumed vigilante, only to face some harsh realities about fighting crime. MTV News caught up with Johnson at the Sundance Film Festival to ask him about the film — specifically, whether he's spoken to director Matthew Vaughn or "Kick-Ass" comic co-creator Mark Millar about their plans for a sequel.

"We'll see, we'll see," said Johnson. "It would be great to do a sequel."

"Matthew's got a bunch of ideas. ... It would be very interesting, yeah," he added.

Johnson admitted that his comics savvy paled in comparison to co-star Clark Duke (who we previously spoke to about his comic-collecting habits), but he was fortunate to be surrounded by willing teachers.

"It was all quite a new experience for me," he said. "The part I play is a huge comic book fan, so I got a lot of influences on set. Also, working with Clark Duke, who plays my friend in it, he's a huge comic book fan."

"Unfortunately, I missed out on Comic-Con and things like that," he added.

Of course, if "Kick-Ass" is received as well by audiences as it has been by the select few who've seen it thus far, Johnson just might get his chance to see Comic-Con... when "Kick-Ass 2" comes around.

Youth In Revolt


Youth In Revolt Is Opening February 5, 2010 British TV Channels Have Been Showing Trailers It Was Originally Meant For Release Last year It Opens January 2010 (USA) February 5, 2010 (UK)

Let Me In Poster



Okay this is a poster for Let Me In this was found on the internet Let Me In Gets Its Premier October 1, 2010

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Kick Ass slammed for teen violence and swearing



The film Kick Ass, which stars Nicolas Cage, has come under fire from family groups in Australia for its strong language and sending a bad overall message.

Directed by Matthew Vaughn, Kick Ass is based on a comic strip and tells the story of a group of misfit superheroes.

One of them, Hit Girl, is played by Chloe Moretz, who is taught by her dad, played by Cage, to fight criminals with the utmost violence.

Scenes in which she shoots a man in the face and another where she uses bad language have been singled out as particularly offensive, but the whole tone of the film has been attacked.

The film has been given an MA rating in Australia, which means that people under 15 must be accompanied by an adult to watch it.

The rating has outraged family groups, but they claim they are reluctant to openly oppose the film for fear of generating more publicity for it.

"The language is offensive and the values inappropriate – without the saving grace of the bloodless victory of traditional superheroes," said John Morrissey, spokesman for the Australian Family Association.

Cat's Comment.

This is only a movie for goodness sake if these people showed as much concern for the real world as they are doing for this movie and 15 is a fair rating to see it as children do swear it does happen it is called LIFE what goes on in this movie isn't real its called acting and to be quite honest i am getting fed up of peoples narrow minded remarks by attacking this movie and making it out to be the only movie in history that shows violence there have been violent films from Australia with teens in them so forgive me Australian family group is i dont agree with your narrow minded opinions on this movie. What about when Natalie Portman did the professional and Leon. These people obviously dont want to see the movie so they are trying to dictate to other people to do the same if they don't want to see the movie then fine but do not shove it down other peoples throats by trying to get them to not see it neither. I will say this they can't stop their kids from seeing it after all they will see it behind their parents backs or are these people ignorant aswell!

"People should learn not to talk about something they haven't seen yet"

Kick Ass will more than likely get a 15 rating in the UK 15 is the equivalent to America's R Rating

Tuesday, 26 January 2010

Empire Online Magazine



Empire online Magazine for February feature's Chloe Grace Moretz as hit girl Kick Ass gets its premier in the UK April 2, 2010.